A prisoner dug a tunnel under the prison wall and managed to escape. He came right out right in the middle of a school playground where a child was playing.
When the prisoner emerged from the tunnel, he was exhilarated. He couldn’t restrain himself and started jumping up and down.
He cried, “I am free, I’m free, I’m free!”
The little child looked at him funny and said:
“That’s nothing. I’m four!”